Bad mood. Terribly bad mood. I have been in the most rotten of moods today. I think it has something to do with a lack of sleep and a return to work after three days of doing nothing. It’s also a big problem that I really hate my job. Today I’m getting bugged into making […]
The house now has walls. Outside walls, rather. And those walls are covered in chicken wire, which I guess is meant to keep the stucco in place. In other words, it’s looking like a house, which means we’re getting closer to close, which means more stress. Urk. “Hot Fuzz”: Fantastic movie. FANTASTIC. It’s really the […]
Why is everyone suddenly “bringing sexy back?” I didn’t even notice it was missing. Where did sexy go, anyway?
1. Imus calling female basketball players “hos.” They might be hos, but your ass is fired for being a sexist, racist, misogynist butthead, while they look like well-mannered, classy chicks. They go on Oprah and you go on unemployment. I guess you did get what was comin’ to ya. You even got Al Roker to […]
I just stopped by It’s a Grind in Gilbert to get an iced white mocha. What I got was hot, expensive, and incredibly sweet coffee goo. Ick. By the way, Happy Easter! As an exceptional unreligious person, it doesn’t mean anything more to me than ham for dinner and fluffy bunnies, but float your own […]
Even though a new Pentagon report says there’s no link, Cheney was on the Rush Limbaugh show saying there’s a definite link between al Qaida and Saddam Hussein. Here’s an article for ya. Cheney goes on to say that there isn’t any global warming, unicorns are real, and the Easter Bunny speaks to him in […]
Hello again, everyone. Welcome. Pull up a chair. This week we’ll tackle the difficult subject of firings. Sure, it’s hard for you, Ms. or Mr. Management, giving an employee the kibbosh because you’re sick of seeing his or her ugly mug every morning. It’s hard because you, Ms. or Mr. Management, put in difficult hours […]
Happy MLB Opening Day, y’all. It’s been a long, dry stretch since October, but we’re finally there! Diamondbacks (in their new “Sedona red” uniforms, which were changed this season so people would have to buy new accoutrements to be a D-backs fan) play the Rockies today, and I believe Pittsburgh goes against Houston. Interesting Prediction […]