Archive for October, 2006

Stuff that Interests Only Me

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Strangely, Dr. Z at SI.com hasn’t put the Cardinals in last place in his power rankings. Talk about shock and awe. Dennis Green is still the head coach of the Cardinals, which goes to provve that not everyone that fucks up at their job gets fired. If you suck at your job, take heart! Meanwhile […]

Think Up a Title, Because I Can’t

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

Last night’s bowling score: I won two out of three games. W00t. I have my very own bowling ball finally, and I think that makes a difference. I was always catching my thumb on the lane balls. At the end of the night it was always pretty sore. Yay for bowling. News bits: Interesting backlash […]

And Now for Something… Else

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

I was so busy ranting about the Cardinals that I forgot what else I had to say. Stupid survey question of the year on azcentral.com: “Should Tyson be allowed to box women?” Not to ask a stupid question, but didn’t he already box some women, and was sent to prison for it? Politics is entirely […]

And You Thought Things Were Bad Before…

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

The most insightful comment during last night’s Monday Night Football team was that the Cardinals can’t win. It’s absolutely 100% accurate. After tossing in a few big-shot millionaires this season, the Cardinals stink more than they have in previous seasons — and that’s saying quite a bit. How can they recover from last night’s game? […]

Notes of Interest

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Before we begin, I bring you an open letter to the drivers of the world. Dear Drivers, Do you know how stupid you look when you lean out of your open car door to spit on the road? I don’t care where you were born, be it barn or baroque cathedral, but spitting is gauche […]

Things That Make You Go Hmm

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

A very special Stoli Diaries thank-you to C&C Music Factory for providing the title for today’s post. Don’t know them? You’re too young and/or hip, go away. 1. Holy shit, can we finally all agree that nobody needs a goddamned gun? How many school shootings do we have to have before the NRA is drummed […]