Archive for September, 2006

Idiotic Headlines from MSN

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Oatmeal-for-brains writing at its height. It isn’t so much the headlines themselves suck egg, but the stories attached are… well, you’ll see. Remember, MSN is a respected news source. “Gossip: Nicole Ritchie caught eating” “McDonald’s may sell breakfast all day” Holy shit, y’all! Egg McMuffins for lunch and a noshing Nicole!!!! Wha?

Virtual Fortune Cookie

Monday, September 18th, 2006

If you head to azcentral.com and bounce around the Entertainment pages, you’ll come across a link for a virtual fortune cookie. A window will pop up and a spinning fortune cookie will stop and dispense a fortune, complete with lucky numbers. ? This is what mine said: “You belong on another planet. Wait. They will […]

The Weekend that Was

Monday, September 11th, 2006

Interesting weekend. I learned to apply make-up and spent the night at the Boulders. If you ever get the chance, I’d recommend both. First, learning to be more comfortable with cosmetics is a very useful thing. I feel more confident when my make-up doesn’t look like it was applied by an inexperienced middle-school girl with […]

Class, Class, Class

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

There is a certain amount of cosmic conspiracy against me this evening. My Team is playing its first game of the season while I’m in class. Further, I have a burgeoning headache. Further, I had to park in Ahwatukee. Even further, the guy who sits next to me reeks of some odd cigarette smoke. ? […]