Archive for April, 2005

Group Work Sucks Mango

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Like, fer real. We split up into groups tonight, as we sometimes unfortunately are forced to do in this class, and I didn’t end up contributing anything but carbon dioxide and body heat. I was at the end of a row of four of us, and I couldn’t hear a goddamn thing anybody was saying […]

Divine Inspiration?

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

I’m waiting for it to hit so I can write my damn papers. Still waiting. *twiddle* Dammit. Who do I have to &*^% around here to get some divine inspiration?!

Miscellany That Must Signal that I Am Bored At Work

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Yep. Bored. Boss is out with monster-attack of the allergies, and I am holding down ze fort. Ze fort, eet ees staying put. 24 Notes: The ending just about killed me. Chloe with a machine gun? Priceless. I also thought the whole Prez fucking things up and having to apologize bit was good. A government […]

Bah. Humbug.

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Ohio sent a short and sweet letter to me on Saturday, kindly letting me know that I had not been accepted to their program. Repeat after me: Goddammit. More than a little depressed. Let’s hope ASU will be a little more charitable. About two weeks until I graduate. (May 12th, actually, for those who’d like […]


Friday, April 22nd, 2005

I have this terrible feeling that silence from yonder Ohio is a portent of bad news to come. So. Depressed. PS-The yummy soy-protein bars are from Genisoy. (I have the spelling right this time.) Try the mint, cookies and cream, and the cafe mocha fudge. Mmm, fudgeysoy. I am eating at least one or two […]

Waiting for Godot. Er, Ohio.

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Still nothing from Ohio. Sigh. The new pope? Will suck. He is ultra conservative and exactly what the Catholic Church does NOT need right now. Like I care anyway, right? He’s another religious leader I can ignore. The Gen Soy chocolate mint bar is very good. Mmm, mintysoy. Goals for the day: 1. Don’t strangle […]

Vote Darth Vader for Pope

Monday, April 18th, 2005

No, really, there’s a petition.

My List of Demands to the Writers of “24”

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Dear Writers of “24,” and Kiefer too: I have been a loyal and devoted fan of your show. “24” Night at our house is our weekly religious gathering, even more so now that “Battlestar Galactica” is on reruns until July. As such, I feel entirely entitled to make a few demands for the rest of […]


Saturday, April 16th, 2005

So. Like. I bought my cap’ngown today for gradumation. So. I will be dressed for gradumation next month. And if I can get all my work done like a nice little girl, I will actually gradumate. I will be gradumified. The cap’ngown are crimson-red. My tassel’s white. That’s it for the grad fashion report, now […]

Alphabet for Dummies

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

Am bitter. After much consternation and many cancellations, they finally hired a temp worker to assist in our office. The lady they interviewed was hired immediately because, well, nobody wanted to sit and twiddle while another interviewee stood them up. The temp? She can’t alphabetize. She is a forty-plus-year-old woman. Not that we needed a […]